With the looming NFL lockout, the crisis in Wisconsin, and the boredom of baseball upon us, it's time to focus on the 2012 Presidential election. Given the poor job done by both the major political parties right now, we as a nation need to look to a third party alternative. Ladies and Gentleman, I present to you the soon to be Presidential hopeful, Charlie Sheen!! That's right boys and girls, THAT Charlie Sheen.....Hear me out!
This man shoots from the hip, can pass a drug test, and is a proud father. He obviously can relate to everyone; just look at how his twitter account blew up one day after he started it. He believes in suing, capitalism, and himself, and he definitely thinks highly of our nation's female population. He would listen closely to his advisers due to the extensive practice he has had with his lawyers.
My fellow Americans, as you head to the ballot box next year, remember that Charlie Sheen is the only option to get this country back on track. He believes in "Winning".....shouldn't we all!!??
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